Hi my name is Henry. I like long walks thru the the city and strolling the alleys, kicking rats and looking for loose change. I sometimes stop and talk to some of my “bum” friends until I realize they have a better life than me. So I run away like I am a spoiled brat who’s mom just told him he can’t have candy cause it will make you throw up your vegetables. Yuck!!!!

All the elderly people in my life said “Comedy is good for ya but just don’t take it seriously. Which made me thought comedy was another word for porn. I was right because when I mention I do comedy everyone always say “What do you do to make em laugh? pull down your pants” LOL

I always knew comedy was for me, example my 1st time ever listening to a standup comedian was Richmond Pryor and his 8track of “This Nigger’s Crazy” which also was the first time I thought calling someone the “N” word was funny. Two black eyes later….I still laughed at it. Comedy is EVERYTHING, if its funny laugh don’t miss out on a good belly busting laugh because you thought the joke was offensive!

When I was younger, I wanted to be a super hero but that didn’t last long after I found out that I’m scared to fight and looking down the barrel of a gun. So I decided to just be a normal man until I found out I’m frightened of spiders and scared of the dark.

So I resorted to being in comedy …… and look where that has gotten me – a comedian in my own mind.

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