Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category

The NBA Finals (2016)

I hated this years NBA finals. Lebron James won that’s why. Yeah yeah yeah, the City of Cleveland won too. Now Lebron is looked at as the greatest. Thanks everyone for being caught up in the moment. Did y’all forget he is 3 for 6 in the Finals? That’s not GREAT. Hell Robert Horry has 7 rings.

Pete Rose Sucks

So I’m at a mall in Las Vegas, I notice a sports collectors store. I forget the name of it, sorry. As I enter the store I noticed they had someone really special doing a signing. Who? Then I see Charlie Hustle himself, Mr. Pete Rose. Never did like Pete but thought, you know what I’ll go over and talk to him. BTW no one else was there. I was the only one in the store. So don’t believe the hype he tells by saying he has sold out shows. So I go over to him and say “Hi” he semi says “hi” but kind of had a attitude. So I tell him, look I don’t have much money to buy a signed bat, a autograph picture. So If I can talk a pic of you and me on my cell phone it would mean a lot. He said “NO” with a bass tone. I said “Just one pic, please” He looked me right in the eye and said “$100”

I couldn’t believe it. I was like this could have changed my whole attitude about you but now “NO”. As I walked out I looked him in the face and said “You are the worst, Pete Rose” “The Worst”

I tell people this story a lot and people always tell me that it he probably couldn’t because of a deal with the store. I say “NO” this was a chance for him to change one person’s perception of him. If that was the case he could have explained it to me. No he said it like a stuborn grumpy old sour man that he is. I hope he never gets in the Hall Of Fame. NEVER!

Why I Hate Lebron James

Why do I hate Lebron James so much? He’s a flopper for one. Disrespecting the game. Lebron supporters will tell you “Everyone Flops” yeah yeah yeah but not like Lebron. He takes it to a whole other level. A level of embarrassment. Another reason to hate Lebron James is because he’s dull. Ever hear his interviews? See his commercials? BORING. He’s a quitter. I know Cleveland didn’t give him help but still. You suppose to be a KING. Right? Anyways….just a little rant. FUCK LEBRON JAMES!

4 Random Rants

OK Time to let out some rants!

1. I noticed that football fans take on their favorite teams personalities. Cowboys-Criminals Patriots-Arrogant Steelers-Obnoxious. I won’t go down the whole list of teams but you kinda catch what I’m saying.

2. Tim Tebow is better then Mark Sanchez. Sanchez is too busy trying to be a cute boy. Ask me he ain’t but a couple of dimples away from being GAY

3. I hate Lebron James because he always trying to act like he hip-hop and shit, with his corny looking ass. Yo head to big for a 9Fifty snapback.

4. My problem wit Obama is he ain’t black enough for me, Shit Call Romney a cracka or something. Pimp slap Michelle. Then I’d vote for the brotha

Stupid People

Finally a topic I can relate too, I mean as much as I have called everyone I came across “Stupid” I think I myself have had more situations of being “Stupid”. I think we all do it right? Come on admit it. How many times have you seen someone holding up traffic because they wanna make an illegal uturn? First thing out of my mouth “What are you doing you STUPID mutha F’er”? That pisses me off!!! Until I do it that is. It’s real easy to do people. I always say I’m surrounded by dumb people but only because I can’t surround myself with myself. Anyways…..I don’t even know why I wrote this “Stupid” blog. Nobody ever listens or take a comedian seriously or DO THEY?

Making Fun of Celebrities

Since Celebrities want to hi-jack the headlines of late, I thought I give em some myself.

Lindsay Lohan: it use to be a time when I said “I’d hit that in a second” now its like “give me a minute” cause I really have to think about it a lil longer. YOU STANK!

Britney Spears: When she 1st came out I thought to myself “what a sweet & innocent girl just doing her thang” Good for her. Never would have thought she would be Skanker then “cow utters”.

Al Sharpton: Doesnt he look like he washes his hair in a big bowl of hot butter? Head looks like one of those dinner rolls at golden Corral.

Charlie Sheen: Dude why would you go crazy like that over 1 hoe? I could understand if it was 2 hoe’s. See what crack does to your brain. MAN!

Brett Favre: Sending dick pics to “hot” chicks never works! Your better off sending pics of your dick to Brad Childress if you wanted action. I heard he sucks a mean more ways then 1.

OK I will stop at 5! Making Fun of Celebrities the book will be on soon! Should be a huge success if I dont become famous and fuck that up by smacking a reporter, busted for drugs, having an illegal handgun while speeding in a school zone, and last but not least making fun of a black president….oh wait an african american president.

Men’s Clothes at J.C. Penney’s? NOOOOO!!!!!

OK how many of you guys actually shop at J.C. Penney’s? I’m guessing none because as men we all know that trying to find the mens wear section in Penney’s is like trying to find a career minded blonde in a strip joint. EXACTLY! What do you do when you first walk in the store? You walk to that BIG intersection where you go LEFT and You go RIGHT, you look both ways not seeing anything that looks like a mens section so you wander into the Jewery & Perfume section like you looking to buy. (ppsshh)

You peep around until you think you finally see a manikin wearing mens clothes. You walk that way until you get close enough to realize….wait thats not the mens wear, thats the DAM lesbian/dike clothing section and whats a Ellen DeGeneres manikin doing here? nevermind… now your commited to do the whole walk around the store routine, by walking thru the umbrella and gloves section and gotta stroll thru the ladies handbags and wigs of course. So when you finally get to to the mens wear what do you see? You see shit for clothes! thats right shit for clothes! and I love how they just gotta have a sports wear appearal section which when I think of sports wear I think of Nike, Reebox, and Addidis…not this off brand crap like athletech, protege, and sportstrax YUCK! No serious athletes wear this stuff!

Oh and what about how Penney’s thinks they are the official store of the NFL. WHAT? Really? There official NFL section only consist of 1 rack filled with those ugly ass Redskins jersey’s,  that arent really official! I mean pull 1 of the rack and what do you see? The number on the jersey is 00 and where the name should go on the back it reads “redskins”! last time I check there want any player on the redskins with the last name “Redskins”. I mean damn WTF! J.C. Penney you stink out loud! You stupid store that I wont go into anymore!

Afraid to use the "N" Word

White people are you scared to use the “N” word? Well you shouldn’t, I mean I use it all the time even around my black friends. They dont mind  me using the “N” word.  They tell me all the time to use it.  Matter of fact I love when black people call themselves the “N” word….. Oh wait, I have been called the “N” word by black and white people so whats the big deal?  So I say use the “N” word when ever and where ever.   Hold on a minute did I just write a blog about how you shouldn’t be afraid to use the “N’ word without using the “N’ word? Hmmm I guess I am afraid to use the “N’ word.  Nevermind you racist cracka’s. DONT EVER USE THE “N” WORD.