Posts Tagged ‘NFL’
I want to start off by saying “This is for entertaining purposes only. So with that in mind the two teams that I think will be in this years Super Bowl XXXVI will be the Seattle Seahawks(NFC) Vs Buffalo Bills(AFC). It’s hard to put in words how and why I think of this but yeah its what I feel is going to happen. So all my friends in Seattle and Buffalo start packing now because Feb 3rd 2013 you’ll be in New Orleans playing for RINGS.
OK Should I make jokes about The NFL concussion policy? I know it’s a serious issue now a days , so I’ll try to be as sensitive as I can. Yeah right, look the way the NFL is going pretty soon it won’t be any tackling. Even tho flag football was fun to play back in elementary school it’s something I wouldn’t want to spend all day Sunday’s watching, and hanging out late on a Monday night to watch either.
I heard of a great ideal on how to solve the NFL concussion problem, I forget who spoke of this (some retired NFL player). They said if you want to stop concussions instead of making the helmets more safer how about eliminating them! YESSSSSSS!!!! Think about it tho, I know if I was playing football and didn’t have a helmet on I would be careful how I tackle someone.
I remember playing football as a kid and we never wore helmets so we learned how to really tackle without using our heads. Now a days everyone wants the BIG hit so they can be shown on ESPN highlight reel. So take a way the helmet and boom their ya go.
OK seriously, if the NFL is taking measurements on trying to stop the concussions I just hope they do it without taking away the tackling part. Me personally I don’t see a safer way so why not just leave it as is? If your scared of the injury part then don’t play, simple as that. Besides….tailgating at a flag football game would be humiliating to all man kind!
Do you love fantasies? Do you love football? Put em together and what do you get? No not day dreaming of hot chicks playing football. I’m talking about fantasy football as in having Aaron Rodgers as your starting QB on your fantasy team. ahhhhhdreamy isn’t it? Unless your a Chicago Bear fan, because that my friends is a fantasy football law! Never pick your favorite teams rival players! NEVER! Some guys pick nothing but their favorite team players, now I never seen anyone actually win a fantasy championship with that strategy but its you team. Me, myself would never pick my favorite teams players because of the JINX I have on my own team. Happens every time, I put em as a starter and what do ya know? He stinks up the joint, my favorite team loses and my fantasy takes the hit.
Oh and what about naming your fantasy team? I’m always known as the “Buffalo Balls” get it? I like the Buffalo bills but I changed the “i” in bills and but an “a” to make it sound like a animals testicles. Ok I know I know how original but its my lucky fantasy name! I name my team anything else we lose!
Kickers & Defenses doesn’t win fantasy championships, but still a decision on Sundays that we must make. Oh and Bye weeks suck! It’s every fantasy team owners nightmare, nothing says WTF like having to replace Aaron Rodgers with Tarvaris Jackson who’s team is playing the Baltimore Ravens that week. Nothing and I mean nothing is greater then having the trifecta, Your favorite NFL team wins, your fantasy team wins, and you look like a football expert that you always thought you was.
Guess what? Tim Tebow is now the starting QB for the Denver Broncos. Ok and for the record I’m not a Bronco fan and I really didn’t like Tebow when he played for the Florida Gators. So why am I writing this blog and supporting Tebow? Because Tebow is a baller! That’s it a Baller! Some might say Tebow isn’t ready yet, some will say his throwing mechanics aren’t pretty, some will even say he flat out sucks! Guess what? Tim Tebow is now the starting QB for the Denver Broncos!
Look I know Tebow is gonna have some games were he messes up, fumbles, interceptions, and even not going with the play calling. I get that part! The dude is a stud on the field, he’s a winner, and when he’s on the field he does whatever it takes to win the game. Stats will be ugly of course but by the end of the game…..Tebow will have given 100%. So all the doubters and haters just do your thing and keep on doing what you do but I know one thing Tim Tebow is the starting QB for the Denver Broncos!
OK how many of you guys actually shop at J.C. Penney’s? I’m guessing none because as men we all know that trying to find the mens wear section in Penney’s is like trying to find a career minded blonde in a strip joint. EXACTLY! What do you do when you first walk in the store? You walk to that BIG intersection where you go LEFT and You go RIGHT, you look both ways not seeing anything that looks like a mens section so you wander into the Jewery & Perfume section like you looking to buy. (ppsshh)
You peep around until you think you finally see a manikin wearing mens clothes. You walk that way until you get close enough to realize….wait thats not the mens wear, thats the DAM lesbian/dike clothing section and whats a Ellen DeGeneres manikin doing here? nevermind…..so now your commited to do the whole walk around the store routine, by walking thru the umbrella and gloves section and gotta stroll thru the ladies handbags and wigs of course. So when you finally get to to the mens wear what do you see? You see shit for clothes! thats right shit for clothes! and I love how they just gotta have a sports wear appearal section which when I think of sports wear I think of Nike, Reebox, and Addidis…not this off brand crap like athletech, protege, and sportstrax YUCK! No serious athletes wear this stuff!
Oh and what about how Penney’s thinks they are the official store of the NFL. WHAT? Really? There official NFL section only consist of 1 rack filled with those ugly ass Redskins jersey’s, that arent really official! I mean pull 1 of the rack and what do you see? The number on the jersey is 00 and where the name should go on the back it reads “redskins”! last time I check there want any player on the redskins with the last name “Redskins”. I mean damn WTF! J.C. Penney you stink out loud! You stupid store that I wont go into anymore!